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u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along


*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly



The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

me:  i have no classes with anybody i know
my parents:  that's how you make friends!!!
me:  no